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By the time I made the journey described below I had been associated with the Middle East for 25 years, mostly as a foreign correspondent. It comes just as hostilities were breaking out during the Iraq war, which was a turning point for me. I had been the only Wall Street Journal correspondent in Iraq in the run-up to the war, and had felt frustrated that all the reports I had sent had not been able to convince readers that the war was a terrible idea. After the war I tried to go back to work in the Middle East, but found that I no longer believed in my work, partly due to my sense that as a Westerner I shared responsibility for the conflict, partly because as a reporter my profession had done so little to stop it, and partly because I couldn't believe any more that I was being honest when making the standard request for an interview: "please talk to me, because your words will reach a Western audience and make a difference." Already at the time of the war I was minimizing my exposure to any danger, convinced that the risks involved in war correspondence were no longer worth the rewards. I had already decided that the safest place to cover events was from the angle of northern Iraq, where I knew there would be little fighting and where I knew many people. This in turn led me to the Yezidis.

In the very first days of the U.S. occupation of Iraq, my fixer, Sagvan Murad, was a young and active member of an ancient religious community called the Yezidis. They numbered about half a million people in Iraq, the bulk of them living south of the front line and under Saddam Hussein's government control. Murad told me that community leaders on the side that was free, liberated, and developing since 1991, had or ganized a plan for a smooth takeover of the Saddam-controlled areas. It was his boss in a Yezidi cultural center, a part-time guerrilla chief, who had invited us to accompany them south when Saddam's control collapsed. This offer of open access to whatever awaited these Yezidis presented what I thought was my best bet for an original story about the northern front of the Iraq War. Here was something that might go right, as opposed to what I felt to be the great wrong of Operation Iraqi Freedom. Yezidis might seem obscure, but they were as Iraqi as Kurds, Sunnis, Shias, Assyrians, Marsh Arabs, Sabaeans, and all the other subgroups that made up the country's twenty-five million people. After all, if the war was on behalf of human rights and democratic freedoms, the Yezidis were the kind of issue it should have been all about.

The Yezidis had princes, castles, fortune-tellers, and an unusual religion. A subgroup of the Kurds -- in their eyes, they were the original Kurds -- their ancient faith was, to say the least, notably different from any of the surrounding patchwork of religious cultures. Indeed, Yezidi priests were so secretive that their exact doctrines were a mystery even to most of their adherents. Since they were Kurds, not orthodox Muslims -- possibly not Muslim at all -- they had been subjected to plenty of discrimination, or, as the Yezidis put it, "seventy- two genocides," which put them high on the scale of oppression, even in the Middle East's competitive arena. Muslims and others even put out the scandalous rumor that Yezidis worshipped the devil, which was entirely untrue.

As he halfheartedly agreed to my war strategy by satellite telephone, my longsuffering editor at the Wall Street Journal, Bill Spindle, added the warning that my story would have to be very strong to make it to the front page. I knew I faced a great challenge. Like the rest of the Kurds, the Yezidis were part of the solution, not the problem. They were marginal and inherently unnewsworthy. Still, whatever my story about the Yezidi northern front lacked in confrontational punch, I reckoned I would be able to make up in telling details about one alternative, peaceful method of taking over a chunk of Saddam Hussein's Iraq.

Early on, Murad had introduced me to the leader of the "free" Yezidis, Prince Kamuran, a nephew of the overall prince who lived in the Saddam-controlled areas. Prince Kamuran dressed the part, wearing a splendid baggy costume in fine stripes and a pale red-and-white head scarf. He had invited me to stay at his palace in the village of Baadra, from where, he said, I could see the lights of Mosul at night or, when the war started, the smoke of high explosives from any bombing by day.

While waiting for our part of the front to become active, I took the prince up on his invitation. The prince's palace in Baadra overlooked the government-held valley that led to Mosul. It was neither particularly grand nor humble, a one-story, thick-walled structure built around a square courtyard with some trees and the obligatory little English lawn. Prince Kamuran was waiting in the corner of his reception room. He greeted us with practiced and roguish ease. Iraqi arak appeared for me, as did some whisky for Murad and Turkish beer for the driver. On the wall was an erratic array of pictures: his princely father, a Yezidi holy peacock, and Richard Nabb, the legendary American colonel whose careful pushes forward did so much to make Iraqi Kurdistan a feasible zone in 1991. There was also his father's ancient-looking sword, its scabbard tied together with a ragged strip of cloth and its handle bound with dirty string. We sat on an assortment of stuffed armchairs and stools lined up around the edge of the room, which was dominated at one end by a grainy television screen.

Servants arrived with fruit, Pringles and, in the end, two plates of mushy, well-seasoned chicken-and-vegetable stew.

"We always used to kill a lamb for visitors, but then we realized you never ate it," the prince joked, zapping through the channels of his television.

It was true that such Middle Eastern lambs could turn out to be tough, smelly old sheep, but I kept my counsel.

"When I went to Italy, you know, it was the first time I saw men with fl at tummies, without big bellies like we have. You Westerners taught us to eat light. No cholesterol molesterol!"

Our unpromising conversation faltered and crashed as live news streamed onto the screen of the first big U.S. bombing of Baghdad, 240 miles to the south. We all rushed up to the roof, expecting explosions when the U.S. planes and missiles reached the city of Mosul, whose lights glowed silently on the horizon to the southwest. A few antiaircraft shells lofted into the air. We began to get cold in the open. The prince had a better idea.

"This is no good. Let's go and watch it on TV."

The bombardment of Baghdad didn't satisfy my host, however.

"You have to bomb the whole of Iraq to bits before there will be any collapse in the armed forces. Saddam's terror machine cannot be derailed by anything else!" the prince declared.

Annihilation of the enemy might be the house rule in Mesopotamia, but I couldn't agree it would do much good. I was sure many innocent people were getting killed and injured in the hail of destruction raining down on the Iraqi capital. In faraway America, a retired U.S. general doing analysis for CNN declared that "it really is a symphony that has to be orchestrated by a conductor." When Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld appeared to talk about how carefully targets had been chosen, the prince laughed in scornful protest.

"You can't fight Saddam like that," he scoffed, and switched to al-Jazeera.

The prince didn't like al-Jazeera's anti-U.S. politics, but he did prefer the local perspective. At the height of the bombing, the Qatari satellite channel just let us watch the massive mushroom clouds billowing up into the Baghdad night sky, underlit by new and continuing explosions. I felt sick. It looked like Armageddon.

"Well, here's the war to disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction," the al-Jazeera correspondent said. Then he added with finely tuned sarcasm, "Clearly, the weapons you are seeing being used to night are not those of mass destruction."

I retired to an uneasy sleep under a thick, heavy, cotton-packed duvet. I woke up to take stock of my palace quarters: a thin carpet, a blanket over the unwashed window, a rickety plywood cupboard, hooks to hang clothes on, and, in a nod to the prince's British tastes, an iron bedstead with sagging springs under the thin mattress. The morning news on television was now nonstop war fever. Back on the roof, I scanned the entirely peaceful front lines below me. The hours ticked by. It was hard to know what to do in this town of about one thousand flat-roofed, mud-brick houses. Apart from watching TV, my only distraction was trying to work out the protocol when the prince's wife emerged from her private harem in a voluminous purple gown to enjoy a cigarette in the courtyard.

"Baadra is also famous for something else, you know," Murad suggested. "There's a fortune- teller here who's famous throughout Iraqi Kurdistan."

It was an idea, at least. Not far from the castle, the fortune- teller, Shammu, sat cross-legged on a thin cushion on a worn-out floor covering in his gloomy, flat-roofed house. Thick dark glasses covered his eyes and a colored map of the signs of the zodiac hung above his turbaned head. Large-scale maps of the world torn from newspapers and some sparkly women's dress material covered parts of the mud wall. The roof was held up by round poplar beams, and I could see stones from the mud roof pushing through the interwoven branches above. A former road-building contractor, Shammu had found his current calling after being exiled for his Communist leanings and sentenced to build highways in Iraq's western desert. Almost in passing, Murad whispered that his wife had been shot dead by the Baathists in 1981.

The ex-engineer certainly had a scientific approach. He checked me in as his 10,519th consultation. Many of his star charts had been neatly precalculated in a child's notebook. He knew how to please by giving me positive prospects for wealth, sexual performance, openness, courage, and prescience. I was beginning to doubt the value of the exercise when my ears pricked up.

"Next year, you will win a prize."

Such talk gladdens any hardworking journalist's heart. I slipped him a couple of bars of Turkish chocolate, and soon it became "the big prize." Months later, I duly applied to a modest competition for foreign correspondents, in which I told myself that I had a chance of recognition for my efforts to warn America of the dangers of the Iraq War. The prize givers didn't acknowledge the entry. Similarly not as predicted, my child born two months later was a girl, not a boy. I received no great sum of money. I had no "heavy" social life. And instead of being offered a great new job after September, the futility I felt covering the Iraq War made me entirely lose my appetite for writing about the Middle East for the Wall Street Journal. Some eighteen months later I left the paper to build a house on a remote Turkish mountainside.

Clearly I was wrong to hope for much from the little backwater of Baadra. Perhaps the flaws in Shammu's predictions derived from an alphanumerical calculation based on my name, which has no standard Arabic spelling, and that of my mother, which once again made everyone worry. In any event, he hedged each prediction with an invocation of the divine.

"Your color is red. Your day is Tuesday. Your metal is gold. Your number is nine. And God only knows."

"How can you be a Communist and say these things?" I asked politely.

"That bit about God is tough for me to say, but if I didn't, they'd run me out of the village as an unbeliever! It's the same with my mustache. I want to shave it off, but nobody can accept that. They say it's a symbol of manhood, of being a Yezidi."

"As a Marxist, I suppose you don't accept business from the prince, then."

"Yes, I am very opposed to him on political grounds. But he pays handsomely for his horoscope. The schoolmaster comes by too. And our local holy man."

He saved his best line, though, for when I returned later to check something he'd said.

"I knew you'd be back."

I also did what many of his supplicants had done, it seemed: I asked what the stars had in store for Saddam Hussein. For this he extracted a loose-leaf page closely filled with calculations.

"He will die on April fifteenth, or disappear, believed to have been killed. The

West will overthrow the regime of Saddam Hussein," he said. "But, like Osama, his renown will haunt the West for years. Saddamism and bin Ladenism will be strong. From May twentieth, a new Middle East will start being built. There will be two and a half years of chaos in Iraq. Then a new character will arrive who will lead the country into evil. The United States will win a tactical victory but will have many troubles that will lead to the collapse of the American Empire."

Not much surprising in that -- Saddam's name, perhaps, having the proper Arabic astrological equivalent. What perplexed me, though, was the reaction of colleagues and interviewees over the next few weeks. I had become used to talking little at dinners and get-togethers. I had no daring escapades to boast of from the front lines and my antiwar commentaries were unfashionable. But whenever I let slip that I had the details of Saddam's horoscope, everyone fell silent, gathered close, and hung on my every word. I was clearly working in the wrong sector of the prediction business.

By Hugh Pope
www.foreignpolicy.com



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